Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Britney Spears' Medical Records Sought in Lawsuit

Britney Spears FTW!

A company suing pop star Britney Spears for cutting them out of a perfume deal is trying to gain access to her medical records to prove she can't testify.

At issue is the court-ordered conservatorship she is still under after her behavior in 2007-08, which she is citing as the reason for not giving a deposition.

Her father, Jamie, and attorneys control Spears' affairs.

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Britney will not be required to give a deposition to Brand Sense, which claims that it helped negotiate a perfume deal for Spears but was cut out of profits.

Brand Sense wanted to see records proving Spears couldn't testify. But L.A. Superior Court Judge Reva Goetz ruled that Brand Sense has no standing.

Jamie Dingman: Fooling Around on Elin Nordegren?

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Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren seems to have things back on track nowadays, but is her new boyfriend Jamie Dingman just as big a player as Tiges?

We sincerely doubt that, but nevertheless, her friends are worried that she’s making all the same mistakes again with her new man, a wealthy investor.

Elin met him at a Red Cross fundraiser ball last winter, calling him “handsome, a gentleman and low-key.” However, whispers of cheating are surfacing.

Given his bizarre ties to Rachel Uchitel, it's not hard to believe.

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According to an insider, Jamie “grew up incredibly privileged” and “is a total playboy, exactly the type of guy she should be staying away from.”

“I actually feel sorry for her,” another insider adds. “He has houses and girls all over the world.” Sounds familiar. So what does Elin see in Jamie?

Justin Bieber Crashes Ferrari, Will Survive

Justin Bieber was involved in a minor traffic accident yesterday, the Los Angeles Police Department confirms, as a Honda Civic crashed into the singer's Ferrari in Studio City.
"No one was injured, and there was no damage to either vehicle," said a statement from the LAPD.
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No police report has been filed and Bieber will likely live to make girls scream another day.
The singer was coming off a successful trip to the MTV Video Music Awards, where he picked up the trophy for Best Male Video and has since Tweeted that he's in the studio, recording tracks for a new Christmas album.

Arsenal sign South Korean star Park from Monaco

Chu Young Park will soon be displaying his talents in the English Premier League with Arsenal.

Arsenal clinched the signing of South Korea striker Chu Young Park and were linked with several big money moves as transfer deadline day loomed Tuesday.

The Gunners, humiliated 8-2 by Manchester United Sunday in the English Premier League, have money to spend after the sales of Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri.

The 26-year-old Park leaves relegated Monaco for north London after manager Arsene Wenger moved late to sign the South Korean captain for a reported fee of $8 million.

Park, who has scored 25 goals in 91 appearances for the club formerly managed by Wenger, was delighted by the move.

"It is a dream to be here and I am really proud to be an Arsenal player," he told their official website.
Arsenal, who need to strengthen their defense, have been linked with a move for German international Per Mertesacker from Werder Bremen.

Mertesacker was given permission to leave the German national squad to fly to London for a medical with the deal set to be completed on deadline day Wednesday.

Are Real and Barca killing Spanish football?

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Anybody expecting anything other than a two-horse race in La Liga this season would have been swiftly deflated after the first round of fixtures. Real Madrid's trip to Zaragoza was destined to have just one outcome, and only the heroic performance of goalkeeper Roberto prevented Cristiano Ronaldo and his teammates from getting into double figures. Villarreal's 5-0 capitulation at Camp Nou was more indicative of a general malaise among the division's middle class and opens up the question not of whether any side can stop the big two, but if Real Madrid and Barcelona are already on course to smash all current records. The 107 goals in a season set under John Toshack in 1989-90 is surely under threat when 6-0 batterings are likely to be the norm. Both Barca and Real could realistically achieve the 100-point mark this year given the dearth of genuine resistance facing them.

Sevilla president Jose Maria del Nido put it succinctly when he told the media, "It's a league which only two teams can win … it's third-world."

But the other teams have more to worry about than whether Real or Barca will win the league. No fewer than 12 sides will battle relegation this season. Sevilla, Valencia, Villarreal, Athletic and Atletico will contest the European spots. Malaga will likely do neither, for this season at least. Last term, Barca scored 95 in winning the league, Real bagged 102. At the current rate of scoring, Barca will need 19 games to match last season's haul, Real a mere 17.

Both sides managed to bang six, seven or eight past an opponent last season on various occasions, and this year the traditional also-rans will lag even further behind. Villarreal, Valencia, Atletico and Sevilla all lined up this past weekend without shirt sponsors as investment on almost every level abandoned La Liga en masse. So impoverished are clubs that radio broadcasters were barred from stadiums over the weekend because of a fee dispute -- the league wants them to pay, the stations do not. Real's match against Zaragoza was almost pulled from television after a disagreement between the club and Mediapro, the company that owns broadcast rights to Liga matches, over an unpaid debt. Zaragoza is 130 million euros in the hole and in the hands of administrators.

In La Liga in 2011-12, every penny counts.

This is why few clubs can expect to avoid an embarrassment when they face Real and Barca, let alone compete over the course of a season. Valencia finished in third last year, 21 points behind Real. That gap will be considerably wider this year, with Los Che weakened by the loss of Juan Mata, Isco and Joaquin Sanchez. Atletico is an unknown quantity: more will be discernable when marquee signing Radamel Falcao is cleared to play and Arda Turan has found his feet in Spain, but it promises to be a season of transition for the Rojiblancos. Villarreal proved on Monday that it will miss the incisive Santi Cazorla -- and that it needs a new defense -- and Sevilla has been wobbling for a couple of seasons. That Roberto Soldado and Alvaro Negredo, saviors of Valencia and Sevilla respectively this past weekend, are Real cast-offs speaks volumes about the balance of power in La Liga.

WikiLeaks cables detail Apple's battle with counterfeits in China

Apple operates four stores in China, which is becoming an important market for Apple but also a haven for counterfeit goods.
Apple was slow to act against the booming counterfeit industry in China and other Asian countries, according to cables obtained by WikiLeaks.

The technology giant eventually organized a team in March 2008 to curtail the explosion of knockoff iPods and iPhones, according to an electronic memo from the Beijing embassy dated September 2008.

Yet, three years after Apple moved to crack down on widespread counterfeiting and put pressure on China, progress has been slow. Gadget piracy isn't a high priority for the Chinese government, the U.S. reports and experts say.

Members of Apple's recently formed global security team were recruited from Pfizer after they executed a series of crackdowns on counterfeit Viagra production in Asia, the report says.

John Theriault, formerly Pfizer's security chief and, before that, a special agent for the Federal Bureau of Investigation, leads Apple's global security unit. Don Shruhan, who worked for Theriault at Pfizer, is now a director on Apple's security team in Hong Kong.

Shruhan told the Beijing embassy official that his group at Pfizer spent five years planning raids on counterfeit drug rings, the cable says. He said he's "afraid" of the volume of imitation Apple products being produced in China and about the inexperience of Apple's lawyers in dealing with Chinese authorities, the report says.

An Apple spokeswoman declined to comment. A Pfizer spokeswoman, who declined to comment on personnel matters, said the company has a strong global security team to handle the increase in counterfeit medicine worldwide.

WikiLeaks, a group that publishes private government documents, posted tens of thousands of previously unreleased U.S. diplomatic cables last week. The reports from the Beijing embassy detailing Apple's piracy crackdown were unclassified, but many were described as "sensitive" and "not for Internet distribution."

In December, Apple said it removed an application from its mobile store that let people browse WikiLeaks documents from their iPhones "because it violated developer guidelines." The company suggested that the app broke laws or could be harmful to people, but many free-speech advocates cried censorship, as they have in the past when Apple has pulled apps.

The fresh WikiLeaks documents shed new light on Apple's struggles with intellectual-property theft in China, but the subject hasn't completely flown under the radar.

Last month, international news media were rapt after discovering that China is home not only to fake Apple gadgets but also to imitation Apple stores, which had many of Apple's signatures. The Chinese government ordered two of the five unofficial stores to close because they had not secured proper business permits, but a spokesman for China's Kunming government defended the others, saying they sell authentic Apple merchandise, according to Reuters.

Apple owns and operates four stores in China. The three in Beijing and the one in Shanghai are Apple's highest trafficked and top grossing stores in the world, Peter Oppenheimer, Apple's financial chief, said in an earnings call in January.

But the hunger for Apple products is insatiable there. That's why stores have begun to sell the products without Apple's permission, while others are hawking cheaper, lower-quality gadgets that are aesthetically similar and bear the chic Apple logo.

China's Guangdong province, the country's most populous region, has become a hub for manufacturing and selling counterfeit Apple products, two of the newly surfaced cables say. The Foxconn Technology Group, which assembles products for Apple, operates factories in Guangdong.

Workers typically smuggle parts from the facilities in order to make replicas, said Lilach Nachum, an international business professor for Baruch College in New York who travels frequently to Asia. It's the cost of doing business in China, where many American companies go for inexpensive labor and efficient industrial plants, she said.

"Not to go to China is not really an option," Nachum said. "Companies cannot afford to do that. No one can afford to do that."

China's counterfeiting ring is responsible for supplying India with fake Apple products, the 2008 cable says. In raids, Indian officials uncovered shipments that had moved from China through Hong Kong, the report says.

Apple's early plans to go after counterfeiters, according to a cable, involved first targeting offending retailers and street vendors; next, Apple would work with police to raid manufacturing facilities; and finally, the company would pursue online resellers. The plans closely resemble Pfizer's successful strategy, the cable says, citing Shruhan, the Apple director.

"Shruhan said that low-profile retail raids are a good option for Apple, a company that wants to stay away from too much publicity surrounding this issue," the cable says. Theriault, Shruhan's boss, briefed Steve Jobs, then CEO, on the plans in 2008, the cable says.

But Apple is having limited success. In countless stores and at tables setup on streets, merchants purporting to sell iPods, iPhones and iPads at deeply discounted prices are prevalent, said Wini Chen, a student in San Francisco who recently returned from studying abroad in Beijing.

"They'll say, 'Yeah, we have iPad. We'll give you a really good deal,'" Chen recalled from her shopping trips. "If I really want to buy a knockoff Apple product, I could probably do that in 15 minutes."

Chinese officials readily cooperated with pharmaceutical companies on their raids, but that hasn't translated to software, as Microsoft has discovered, or electronics, as Apple is learning, said Nachum, the professor. Whereas a defective pill could cause sickness or death, a shoddy iPod has less dire consequences.

Apple had planned to strengthen its case with the government by arguing that defective batteries could blow up and injure people, and that lost tax revenue could have a significant economic impact, the cable says.

The arguments weren't very effective. China's government declined to investigate a facility in March 2009 that was manufacturing imitation Apple laptops because it threatened local jobs, says a cable dated April 2009. A different arm of China's government scrapped plans for a raid on an electronics mall in the Guangdong province because it could have driven away shoppers, the cable says.

Janet Jackson: Michael tribute is 'too difficult for me'

A day after what would have been her brother's 53rd birthday, Janet Jackson said she won't participate in his tribute concert.


Janet Jackson joined brothers Jermaine and Randy on Tuesday in opposing the October tribute concert for Michael Jackson because it takes place during the trial of the doctor charged in their brother's death.

While Janet Jackson stopped short of criticizing the promoters or other members of her family who support the tribute, she did put to rest any rumors that she would perform in it.

"Because of the trial, the timing of this tribute to our brother would be too difficult for me," she said in a statement sent to CNN by her representative Tuesday.

Promoters had held out hope that Janet Jackson, who currently has the most vibrant career of the musical family, would attend "Michael Forever: The Tribute Concert," set for a 75,000-seat arena in Cardiff, Wales, on October 8.

The biggest name on the concert bill is Beyonce, although she will not perform live. Instead, the audience will watch a video of Beyonce singing a Michael Jackson song.

Ne-Yo was recently added to the show, which will also headline Christina Aguilera, Leona Lewis, Smokey Robinson, Cee Lo Green and JLS.

A fan uproar forced promoters to boot KISS from the lineup because of negative comments the rock band's bassist, Gene Simmons, made about Michael Jackson in the weeks after his June 25, 2009, death.

Members of the Jackson family taking the stage October 8 include several of Michael Jackson's brothers, "the next generation of Jacksons," and 3T, which consists of Tito Jackson's three sons, the promoters said.
The Jackson family has been publicly split over the concert since brothers Marlon, Tito and Jackie, sister La Toya and family matriarch Katherine Jackson announced their support for it in July.

Brothers Jermaine and Randy quickly issued a statement opposing the show because it would happen in the middle of Dr. Conrad Murray's involuntary manslaughter trial, which starts next month. Prosecutors accuse the doctor of being responsible for the drug overdose that killed Michael Jackson.

"We want to make clear that this does not reflect the position of the entire family," the two brothers said in a joint statement. "While we wholeheartedly support the spirit of a tribute that honors our brother, we find it impossible to support an event that is due to take place during the criminal trial surrounding Michael's death."

Katherine Jackson told CNN she understands her children's objections to the timing of the show, but she felt it is appropriate.

While she will attend most of the Murray trial in a Los Angeles courtroom, she told CNN she would travel to Wales for the tribute. Promoters promised ticket buyers that Michael Jackson's three children would also attend if they are available.

Monday, August 29, 2011

iPhone hacker Comex says he's landed an internship ... at Apple


Comex is known for creating the site jailbreak.me, which lets iPhones run apps that Apple hasn't approved.
(CNN) -- A 19-year-old who is probably the world's most noted iPhone hacker said Thursday he's been hired by Apple, the very company whose products he's been hacking into.

"It's been really, really fun, but it's also been a while and I've been getting bored," Nicholas Allegra, who's better known by his pseudonym Comex, posted on Twitter. "So, the week after next I will be starting an internship with Apple."

Apple did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment on Comex's internship at the company.

Forbes writer Andy Greenberg revealed Comex's identity this month, calling him the "iPhone uber-hacker who keeps outsmarting Apple."

In the story, he noted that Comex was looking for an internship, and he suggested that Apple give him one.

"Now it has," he wrote Friday.

Comex started the website jailbreakme, which lets iPhone users jailbreak their phones simply by visiting that site. A jailbroken iPhone can run apps that are not approved by Apple for sale in its App Store.

The phones also can then be "unlocked," which makes it possible to use them on wireless networks that Apple hasn't approved. International travelers like that feature.

Other Apple hackers have praised the site as being incredibly sophisticated. Dino Dai Zovi told Forbes that Comex's work is as impressive as Stuxnet, a computer worm that apparently targeted Iran's nuclear facilities last year.

It's fairly common -- more so than you might expect, at least -- for big tech companies to hire once-nefarious hackers. These coding gurus are sometimes better versed in the security vulnerabilities of a company's products than anyone else in the industry.

And, these companies hope, the former hackers could use these skills to make their products safer.

The blog MacRumors says Apple has made similar hires in the past:

"Earlier this year MobileNotifier developer Peter Hajas was picked up as an Apple summer intern."

VentureBeat, however, says that's a new phenomenon for the world's largest tech company:

"Hiring hackers isn't new in the tech world, but it's a fairly recent development for Apple, which has usually tried to squash hackers by more traditional means."

Greenberg, at Forbes, says these hires don't always go well:

"George Hotz, one of the first iPhone hackers, was sued by Sony after reverse engineering the PlayStation 3, a move that set off a wave of user anger at the company, resulting in more than 20 retaliatory hacking attacks by the hacker collective Anonymous and others."

But he argues the Comex hire may be good for Apple:

"Apple, by taking the carrot instead of stick approach, has saved itself that massive PR headache. And by hiring someone who actually understands its products' security weaknesses, it may just be making its users safer, too."

Chelsea snap up Guadalajara's Davila


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Chelsea have announced the signing of Mexico Under-20 international Ulises Davila from Chivas Guadalajara.

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GettyImagesUlises Davila has followed former Chivas team-mate Javier Hernandez to the Premier League

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The Blues have already recruited youngsters Oriol Romeu, Romelu Lukaku and Thibaut Courtois this summer and have followed that with the capture of 20-year-old attacking midfielder Davila.

The diminutive Mexican has signed a five-year contract with the Stamford Bridge club, with Blues technical director Michael Emenalo delighted to confirm the capture.

"Ulises has been a highly-scouted player by a lot of clubs, and has made great progress in the last couple of tournaments we have seen him play in," Emenalo told Chelsea's official website. "We are delighted to have been able to get this deal done.

"Chivas is a superb club with a strong reputation in player development and world football, and we are confident Ulises will be able to continue his fast development to become an important Chelsea first-team player.''

Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas will be hoping Davila can have a similar impact to the last player to arrive in the Premier League from Chivas Guadalajara - Manchester United striker Javier Hernandez.

Beyonce's big baby news at the VMAs

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Baby rumors began swirling when Beyonce appeared on the black carpet at MTV’s VMAs wearing a flowy red dress and holding her belly.

And guess what: The rumors are true.

The singer’s publicist confirms to CNN that Beyonce and husband Jay-Z are, in fact, expecting a child.

In June, Beyonce responded to pregnancy rumors, telling CNN's Piers Morgan, "Only God knows" if a baby was in her future.

"I always said I'd have a baby at 30. I'm 29. But I also said I was going to retire at 30. I'm not retiring."

Beyonce turns 30 on September 4.

"I feel like 30 is the ideal age, because you're mature enough to know who you are and have your boundaries and your standards and not be afraid of too polite, but young enough to be a young woman," she added. "I'm so looking forward to it."

Beyonce and Jay-Z, who have been together since 2002, were married in 2008.

That’s going to be one talented kid. Congrats!

Four-star Dzeko, five-star City

Edin Dzeko scored four times as he and debutant Samir Nasri helped Manchester City put Tottenham to the sword with a ruthless display of attacking football that secured a 5-1 win at White Hart Lane.
Nasri supplied the crosses for Dzeko to score his first two goals and he also played his part in the run-up to Sergio Aguero's strike, which made it 4-0 with half an hour to go.

Younes Kaboul headed home a consolation goal for Tottenham, who included Luka Modric in their line-up, but the afternoon belonged to Dzeko, who clinched his hat-trick by firing in from six yards on the hour before scoring his fourth - a beautiful curling effort - with the last kick of the match.

Two years ago Tottenham beat City to fourth place and the London side ran Mancini's men close for the majority of last season, but this result was a clear indication of how much City have progressed over the last 12 months.

Described by Spurs boss Harry Redknapp as the best in the world, City outclassed the home side in every department, with Nasri and Dzeko the stars as City emphatically earned the result that maintains their 100% league record.

Dzeko, who was ridiculed for parts of last season, has scored six of them. For all City's dominance, it was Tottenham who started the brighter of the two teams.

Aaron Lennon and Niko Kranjcar both came close to breaking the deadlock in the opening few minutes and Joe Hart had to scramble to his left-hand post to prevent Rafael van der Vaart from scoring.

Nasri, Aguero and David Silva all looked dangerous on the attack for City though and Dzeko's physical presence as the target man kept Michael Dawson busy in the opening stages.

Former Gunner Nasri, whose every touch was booed by the home fans, sounded a warning to the home team when he skipped through the Spurs back line only for Kaboul to put in a crucial tackle.

Hart again had to scramble across his line to Van der Vaart on two occasions, but City were growing in confidence and Friedel pulled off a good save to tip Silva's goal-bound shot wide.

The game went into a bit of a lull before City opened the scoring in the 34th minute, with Nasri the architect. The Frenchman played a tight one-two with Aguero before floating a ball across the box which Dzeko tapped past Friedel after beating Kaboul to the ball.

A block from Vincent Kompany and Joleon Lescott denied Van der Vaart before Crouch went within inches of equalising. The England striker did well to get on the end of Gareth Bale's flat cross but his diving header sneaked just wide.

The towering striker was made to pay for the miss as Nasri raced up the other end and carefully picked out Dzeko at the back post and the former Wolfsburg man arched his back to nod the away side 2-0 up.

Silva went close to making it 3-0 in first-half injury time as Spurs ended the half very much on the back foot.

Redknapp sought to end City's dominance in midfield by replacing Kranjcar with the hulking figure of Tom Huddlestone and Defoe came on for Lennon soon after, with the England winger looking to have suffered an injury.

Dzeko came within inches of completing his first City hat-trick eight minutes after the break when he glanced a header just wide of Friedel's goal.

The Bosnia-Herzegovina international made amends almost immediately though when he got on the end of Yaya Toure's cross to rifle in to the roof of Friedel's goal for his sixth goal in four matches.

The home side's misery deepened just before the hour when Aguero brushed past Dawson's challenge in the box and clipped the ball over Friedel to make it 4-0.

Micah Richards came on for Zabaleta and Redknapp replaced Modric with Jake Livermore, much to the home crowd's disappointment.

Hart tipped over a brilliant effort from Jermain Defoe and the home side finally got themselves on the scoresheet from the resulting corner.

Kaboul lost Toure in the box and climbed well to head home Van der Vaart's corner to pull one back for Spurs.

Redknapp's troubles deepened 17 minutes from time when Van der Vaart walked down the tunnel with what appeared to be a hamstring injury.

Having used three substitutes, Spurs were forced to play the rest of the match with 10 men.

Dzeko was denied a fourth when Friedel saved the 25-year-old's close-range strike but his disappointment was short-lived.

The striker notched his final strike in injury time with the pick of the lot - a beautiful curler which beat Friedel at his far post to end a memorable afternoon for City and one to forget for Spurs.

35 killed in series of attacks across Iraq, officials say

Baghdad (CNN) -- A series of bomb attacks throughout Iraq left 35 people dead and scores injured, officials with Iraq's Interior Ministry and police said Sunday.
At least 28 people were killed in a suicide bombing attack in a Sunni mosque in the Ghazaliya neighborhood in western Baghdad late Sunday, an Interior Ministry official said. At least 37 others were wounded in the attack. A Sunni member of Parliament, Khalid al-Fahdawi, was among the dead.
In Tarmiyah, about 40 kilometers north of Baghdad, two people were killed and five were wounded after a bomb exploded near a Sunni mosque as worshippers finished up a nightly prayer for the celebrations of Ramadan, an Interior Ministry spokesman said.
Also Sunday, an bomb explosion killed two people in the Baghdad's Shiite-majority neighborhood of Jadriya, the spokesman said.
In Mosul, six roadside bombs exploded in the town's center, wounding five police officers and two civilians.
Also, on the highway that connects Mosul to Syria, a roadside bomb exploded on an Iraqi army convoy, leaving two wounded.
In a separate incident, one man was killed after being attacked by gunmen. Two people were killed in Fallujah, officials said.
Some of the attacks appeared to target policemen, the spokesman said.
According to intelligence analysts with SITE, the al Qaeda-affiliated Islamic State of Iraq (ISI) vowed to step up attacks in the country to avenge the death of Osama bin Laden.
In a jihadist forum intercepted by intelligence officials on August 19, ISI leaders said they would conduct several phases of its "Plan of the Good Harvest" campaign, SITE reported, one of which would take place during the holy month of Ramadan.
However, previous attacks against Sunnis have been associated with Shiite militias, Iraqi analysts say.

Fergie's kids give Wenger boys a lesson

Arsene Wenger

Tottenham and Arsenal 3, the two halves of Manchester 13: it is officially grim up North London. It is especially bleak for Arsene Wenger, the visionary who risks appearing blinkered and the legend left looking beleaguered. His glorious reign began 1996, but he has now presided over the first Arsenal team to concede eight goals since 1896; in the process, he sent Manchester United soaring to the top of the Premier League and the Gunners spiralling into introspection.
Defeated, depleted and demoralised, it seemed both the statistical and emotional low of Wenger's career. "You do not compare your pain," he said. "It is terribly painful. It is humiliating." His was a dignified response to an elegant annihilation of a team - and some would say annihilation of an entire ideology, though that would ignore the duff hand fate has dealt the Frenchman. "When you lose 8-2, it is better you don't talk too much because it hurts and it looks as though you are looking for excuses," he said, seeking few. He will not quit, and nor should he, but too many of his charges lack their manager's obstinacy and obduracy.

When put into practice properly, his ethos is a wondrous sight. With searing pace and incessant movement, with youthful verve and precocious assurance, with collective confidence and individual excellence, his principles were writ large at Old Trafford. Just not by his team. United were in stylish superiority, Arsenal their unwilling victims.

An afternoon of stunning statistics and barely credible football brought ten goals, a penalty save and a red card. Arsenal could count the cost of their absentees - with strange symmetry, while eight players were missing, eight goals were sieved - but it is scarcely an exaggeration to say eight could have been 18. Blameless on each occasion he was defeated, defiant when his defence was dreadful, Wojciech Szczesny was his side's finest player.

Ahead of him was a back four consisting of the untried, the unconvincing and the frankly unacceptable. Carl Jenkinson, Johan Djourou, Laurent Koscielny and Armand Traore were engaged in a private contest of incompetence. Any would have been a worthy winner.

If Highbury was the spiritual home of the offside trap during George Graham's days, the United attackers were rarely ensnared at Old Trafford. Three goals were at least partially attributable to Arsenal's inability to play offside; three, for Wayne Rooney's hat-trick, were set-pieces resulting from mistimed challenges. Traore's terrible header pre-empted the first of two terrific curlers by Ashley Young. Terrific as United were, this was death by a thousand cuts, all of them self-inflicted.

Ahead of the infamous four, a midfield went missing. With Francis Coquelin, a 20-year-old Premier League debutant, nominally patrolling the ground in front of the defence, runners went untracked, as Nani and Park Ji-Sung could testify when both scored within four minutes. Tomas Rosicky and Andrey Arshavin, predictably, offered negligible assistance. Even Neil Armstrong hasn't seen as much space as the United raiders were granted.

It still has to be exploited, something United did with relish. "We scored a fantastic selection of goals," Ferguson said. Danny Welbeck got the first, heading in after Anderson, as though mimicking a golfer in a bunker, managed a sand wedge of a chip over the defence that Welbeck headed in.

Young doubled the lead before the first of two beautifully precise free-kicks from Rooney. Following the second, Nani's deft chip and Park's low finish preceded a spot-kick from Rooney and a delightful second from Young.

For Arsenal, Robin van Persie had a first-half penalty saved and mustered a rather meaningless second-half goal. It was more telling that Theo Walcott, scorer of Arsenal's first goal, ended his afternoon at right-back, where he conceded the penalty Rooney converted to complete his hat-trick. His unexpected move into defence came after the hopeless, hapless Jenkinson had collected a second caution.

Then the anguish of defeat was compounded by the torment of Ferguson's pity. "Arsene has been a big adversary for me and will continue to be so when he gets his players back," the United manager said. "The criticism is unfair but we live in a terrible, cynical world now and when you lose a few games the jury is out. Of course I feel sympathy for him. He is a great football man. I think the job he has done for Arsenal over the years, by keeping his philosophy, has given the team some fantastic players."

Wenger's beliefs are an increasing issue. He may be considered the ultimate idealist, whereas Ferguson has always been a purist and a pragmatist rolled into one. This was a day when he could be the proponent of free-flowing, attacking football, casting aside his usual blueprint of packing the midfield against Arsenal in favour of storming at a second-string defence. His side showed their manager's ruthlessness; Wenger's illustrated his failings.

After the embarrassment comes the opportunity. A reluctant spender has three days to sign four players. He needs them.
MAN OF THE MATCH: Wayne Rooney. His treble took him to 152 United goals, more than Paul Scholes and Ruud van Nistelrooy, and suggested Sir Bobby Charlton's overall record may well be under threat. In the more immediate future, he and Edin Dzeko seem to be going head to head for the Golden Boot.

MANCHESTER UNITED VERDICT: De Gea's penalty save was his first meaningful contribution to the United cause and an indication of why Ferguson has so much faith in him. His supposed protectors, Jonny Evans and Phil Jones, doubled up as playmakers, so fine was some of their passing. That Michael Carrick was not even on the bench bodes badly for him while Park, though a fixture in big games, faces a real task to displace Young. Javier Hernandez should be back in the team sooner as Welbeck has a hamstring injury.

ARSENAL VERDICT: Minus Jack Wilshere, there is a need for a personality in the midfield, while the loss of Thomas Vermaelen and Bacary Sagna was cruelly timed. Their absence highlighted the lack of authority the other defenders possess. Frequently out of position, Jenkinson seemed to think he was more wing-back than full-back and his dismissal was their third in as many games. Just above the relegation zone in the table, Arsenal must be propping up the Fair Play League.